“I’m not a natural leader. I’m too intellectual; I’m too abstract; I think too much.” Newt Gingrich: Retarded. —
Ron Paul: Retarded. Despite what Sacha Baron Cohen would have you believe, Libertarians are just retarded.
Eli Manning: Retarded. He refused to play for the team that drafted him first overall because he thought he was too good for that franchise. Turns out he may have been right, but, I mean, just look at him.
Even though believing that a groundhog can predict the weather is fucking retarded, Groundhog Day itself: Gay.